Archive for the 'Scottish, Cup, Trail, Football' Category

01
Aug
08

The Scottish Cup Trail 2008-2009

For all of you out there contemplating the Scottish Cup Trail this year – and I hope I have whetted your appetite from last years endeavours – below is an excerpt from the SFA website giving

the dates for each round with the final date still to be confirmed.

Watch this space as they say!

“The dates for the rounds of the Scottish Cup leading up to the Final are set out below. The date of the Final is still to be confirmed.

Keep watching www.scottishfa.co.uk for details and dates of the draw for the first round.

Dates for Scottish Cup Rounds – 2008/9

Round 1:
Saturday, 27th September, 2008

Round 2:
Saturday, 25th October, 2008

Round 3:
Saturday, 29th November, 2008

Round 4:
Saturday, 10th January, 2009

Round 5:
Saturday, 7th February, 2009

Round 6:
Saturday, 7th March, 2009

Semi Finals:
Saturday/Sunday, 25th & 26th April, 2009 “

 

And with the usual uninspiring signings by the Old Firm in the close season, looks like the Cup Trail is the only place for excitement in 2008/09.

Let romance and unpredictability be your bedfellows, bin the SPL, join the SCT

 

Fieryjack

27
May
08

Scottish Cup Final – End of the Trail – and this years Scottish Cup (almost) Winners are Queen of the South

Queens on Cup Final dayCometh the day! It’s what we all were thinking as we prepared ourselves for this momentous day, and who would the man be on this day, would it be McCann or Dobbie or would Sean O’Connor pop up with the goods? The excitement was unbearable (ok mibbe no, but it was pretty good for Cup Final Day). This was never going to be the foregone conclusion, Queens were up against a side which was stuttering and stumbling, rocked from the midweek events, they were punch-drunk and susceptible to the killer punch! Could Queens deliver it. It was going to be a cracker.

Being Cup Final day, we had to get there early and soak up the atmosphere. It was decided, that we should get to Hampden at about 1.00pm, head to The Church on the Hill for a pint and then take a nice walk in the sun to the ground. Nice to see the fans mixing in the pub beer garden, and nice to see that the management had upped the prices just to add to the “special” occasion. Duly watered, we headed to Hampden, and I must say it was at this point that I began to feel slightly underdressed for the day in my burgundy Morrissey T shirt and jeans. Blue was to be the colour of choice for most, however some, like me chose to stray from tradition and wore various shades of Orange and some even wore flags from other countries! “Individualists like myself” i thought, then I saw a guy with another Morrissey T shirt, damn. And just when I thought I had seen everything, like a vision in Red White and Blue he appeared, hand in hand with what I assume was his wife – cause his girlfriend would have never walked hand in hand with him like that – strode Wild “Billy” Hickok. A Union Flag Stetson, A long plastic Union Flag trench coat, Union Flag trousers and Blue shoes. His wife, resplendent in white and orange, sparkled in the sunshine as her red, white and blue hair glitter, dazzled like a disco glitter-ball. And I just pictured the moment, as they met in the hall, ready to leave the house for the big game, they looked each other up and down and thought “We look fantastic!”. And off they went to join up with the rest of the “people”.

As it was, they blended in a lot better than I did!

So, we took our seats on beautiful day, Me, Arlene, Irene, Lewis and Hawkster. Irene’s first football match at Hampden as it happens. Been to a few gigs she said, as if that counted. But I am sure she wasn’t alone. Sitting looking through the crowd, all I could see was families with broad smiles, and that “Day out” look in their eyes. They were happy to be here and nervous about their team, but nonetheless, they were here for a memorable day that would live long in the memory whatever the outcome. Then I looked around and above me, and I saw the faces I recognised from a Peter Howson print I have in my living room. They were here for one thing only. Victory celebrations. And suddenly I felt really glad to be sitting where I was.

And so to the game. In the first half, I though, if they could hold out for 20 minutes, then a demolition job may not be on the cards. And, for most of the first half, although they didn’t play too well, Queens held their own, and should have had a penalty for a push in the box, but as I am becoming too aware, when the Old Firm are in town, refs can often bottle it. A dubious free kick well taken and a calamity in defence saw Queens going in at half time 2-0 down (and out as all but the diehards thought). During the first half, Queens won a corner and I turned to Hawkster and said ” Big Jim’s going up for it”. “He never scores with his head” Hawky offerred with some authority. And he didn’t. Well not on that occasion!

Second half, and with the memories of missing 4 goals in the semi, I sat on my backside right through half time to catch the start of the game. Arlene, Irene and Hawky went for supplies, and I was treated to some wonderful tunes from the support to my left. Some about guarding some walls somewhere which were obviously important and required guarding, and some about nobody liking them but it didn’t really bother them as they were “Fenian Bastards” whatever that is. The Queens fans, did their best to silence them with their rattle shaking and cries of Queens, but they were not for being silenced. Rule Britannia and one about being born under a Union Jack (I thought it was a Union Flag unless you flew it on a ship??) added to the colourful medley. And no sooner had the singing started, it stopped. The ref blew his whistle and off we went again.

Just hold out for 15 minutes guys and this might not be a humping! Hold out!, no intention of holding out. A great ball cut across the penalty area struck Tosh cleanly between his legs and fell over the line. Absolute mayhem, absolute bedlam. I leaped about like a madman, grabbed everyone around me, shouted and screamed with everyone else. Then Hawky points to the row in front of us which had four or five empty seats. “That’s where Tosh’s family were sittin” he says. Right on cue, shuffling along the aisle are the girls. They’d missed the goal! Now I know how that feels, but to miss your mans first ever goal in a cup final at Hampden, now that is just a bloody shame.

Just when I’m soaking up the smiling faces and listening to the cries of “Queens”, a high ball goes into the box, and, just like the 83 yarder at Palmerston, the action goes to slow motion. And the sound has gone. The ball arcs in the air and drops slowly, it’s deep, maybe too deep, it’s gonny clear everyone. Then, the shiny dome of Big Jim appears above everybody and makes perfect contact with the ball, immediately redirecting it towards the goal. It arcs and curls again and lands perfectly in the back of the net……

FULL VOLUME!

Never seen anything like it! I’m not sure if i cried first or screamed. I only know that when the dust settled some minutes later, I was watching the game through blurred vision. I actually felt for these supporters. Nobody believed it, nobody in their wildest dreams would have imagined them coming back like that. I felt, in one short instance, that I was one of them. I was happy for them. I shared the moment and felt privileged again to be among them. Then Warren says “He never scores with his head!” and I crease myself laughing.

Maybe they scored too early. Maybe it wasn’t to be. No matter, the lads could not be criticised for their effort. And, I hope that when they look back at it in years to come, they will have no regrets, no “what ifs”, because they shouldn’t. They made everybody proud, they almost made it. They pegged them back after looking down and out, and they gave their supporters (and me) something to shout about on Cup Final day.

If ever I have learned a lesson, I learned it today. This was not about win at all costs. This was about doing the best you can and being proud. This is a lesson for all of us. This was a day for words like underdogs, bravery, heroics, pride and passion, but it was also about humility and a sense of belief. I hope I learn from it.

And as the surprisingly muted celebrations began by the other half of Hampden, we filed out. As the faint familiar songs began inside the stadium, I stood on the steps outside in the sunshine, I looked at the Blue and White dispersing into Mike McCurry Car Park, and I felt sad that it was over, I also felt sad that it was the first game where I took sides, this wasn’t what it was about, the Cup Trail. A rethink for next years rules methinks.

And in amongst the familiar songs of division and triumphalism we hear too often from both sides of the Old Firm, an old couple walk past resplendent in Blue and White, heading for the long bus journey home and the old girl says to her husband in a beautiful high pitched Dumfries accent, “At Least it was a lovely day!”

A lovely day indeed. Well done Queens fans you brought the true spirit back to our game, if for only one day.

Till next year.

Fiery Jack

24
May
08

Cup Final Day – The End of the Cup Trail! Queen of the South v Rangers

Tickets from First round to Cup FinalAnd so it finally arrives, Cup Final day, and like most adventures, the journey is the thing not the destination. And what a journey it has been. Could have thrown up more varied grounds to visit, however, some memorable moments along the way, and could there just be one more twist to come? Could Queens pull off another memorable shock at Hampden, can they rock the Gers? Who knows, and maybe it is too much to ask, maybe the Queens fans had their moment against Aberdeen and maybe they will be swept aside by a Rangers team desperate to make up for recent disappointments.

Whatever happens, I am looking forward to this afternoons football feast and only hope that it completes a great adventure in a fitting and sporting manner (Novo isn’t playing after all!)

Excuse me for being a romantic (and biased) here, but C’MON THE DOONHAMERS!

From Garscube Sports Complex to Hampden Park, with Buckie, Greenock, Motherwell (almost) and Dumfries in between, I’ve had a great time, and need to thank Hawky, Jim, Greenock Morton, and Queen of the South for helping me out along the way with match tickets, without their help it would have been a much more difficult and expensive trip. Also a mention to Buckie Thistle fans, loved my visit to Victoria Park and the hospitality was great. maybe see you again next year guys!

Match report tomorrow!

 

Fiery Jack

23
May
08

Queen of the South v Rangers – Scottish Cup Final

me and Stephen Jardine of STVAnd so to Hampden! From that sunny day at Garscube Sports complex watching Glasgow University FC v Buckie Thistle to the hallowed turf of Hampden Park.

This Scottish Cup Trail has been just outstanding, some great football moments and some real belly laughs (keep your belly hidden at Hampden the Doonhamer who got naked at Cappilow!) along the way, and, to cap the whole thing off Stephen Jardine of STV calls me yesterday and asks if I can meet him at Hampden to do an article on the Scottish Cup Trail. Would you believe it??

So there I am today, at Hampden with the good lady and the kids on tow, waiting for Scottish Television to turn up. And as the clock ticks on and there’s still no sign of them, I think “That swine Hawke has just set me up here and is sitting round the corner in the car park – next to where Mike McCurry normally parks – and is guttin himself laughing!”

But then right on cue, Stephen turns up. A real nice bloke and a REAL Queens fan it turns out, not one of the celebrity bandwagon jumpers.

So, look out for it tonight on The Five Thirty Show on STV.

Match report to follow, and some nice pictures too, hopefully!

Fiery Jack

 

04
May
08

Queen of the South v Aberdeen Continued…..

Cup Semi Celebrations

 

OK so it was along time coming but lets face it there are only about 20 of you out there waiting on the rest of the match report. Anyway, sorry guys! I mean it, I won’t wait this long again. Sorry, again.

That done, how DO you miss 4 goals in one game? I mean, will that ever happen again? Well that’s what I thought until last weeks Old Firm game. You guessed it, missed four goals. Granted I wasn’t actually there, and granted I hadn’t just nipped out for a coffee, but still the same, I missed the first four goals. I missed the fifth on as well as it happens, in fact I never saw the game come to think of it……. Where am I going with this? No Idea.

Firstly an apology to Hawksters wife who got a wee bit of stick in the last blog. Sorry Lynn! No really I am. I hate it when the press misrepresent people in print, I know how much pain it can cause, and I was misinformed by your man. So, in a way of a public apology, Sorry. And just to clear up the issue and put the record straight, it was only 4 hours you spent cuddling the toilet and NOT – I repeat NOT – the whole night!

Right, Doonhamers out there, how are you coping with the memories of THAT day. It was an absolute privilege to be there and be part of your day, as it was when McCann hit that 128 yarder against Dundee. It was an emotional day for all, and I must admit, i had a lump in my throat as the players celebrated in front of us and everywhere around me there were families and fathers and sons embracing and just drinking in the unbeleivable drama which had just developed in front of us. I just hope that the final can live up to it for you.

A word also for the Aberdeen fans, who must have been distraught at losing to Queens who were huge underdogs on the day. A great deal of the Dons fans stayed on and applauded Queens, and for that they should be commended. You did your club proud!

Well, not much in the way of a match report I know, however, lets look forward to a great final. The incredible thing about this Cup Trail is that it has taken all this time to meet an Old Firm team (and maybe if Thistle had got a rub of the green at Ibrox – Broadfoot should have been sent off!), who knows, my first -and possibly only (watch this space)  – Cup Trail could have been OLD FIRM FREE!

No such luck.

On an optimistic note, maybe with Queens being massive underdogs, we might see Rangers abandon their adopted style of “Industrial” Football, and actually play what the punters come to see. We can only hope!

(And I’m not Bitter) Se you all at the Final!

Fiery Jack

13
Apr
08

Queen of the South v Aberdeen, Scottish Cup Semi Final

 

Well, Where do you start with this one? How do you begin to describe the events of the day? Fantastic, unbeleivable, wonderful emotional… you can use all these words, but honestly, if you were not there then it will just be lost on you. You simply had to be there!

As a neutral, I would just like to thank Queen of the South for allowing me to share in one of THE most memorable days I have ever had at Hampden Park.

To do the day credit, and to allow all of the memories of the day to filter through, this blog may take a couple of postings, so bear with me please. But 7 goals and a wonderful win for Queens truly are the thing of dreams and I never for one moment thought that I would end up with a game like this along the Trail.

What has to be mentioned firstly though, was the inevitable call off phone call of the day, something all of you will be familiar with if you have read the blog in the past. True to form, bang on time, i get a call from the Hawkster to say his missus wont be making it. Nothing to do with drinking too much wine the night before, believe me she can usually down as much as the next guy – don’t let those stunning good looks deceive you – no, nothing to do with the drink, sadly, it was due to fact that she decided to spend the night sleeping on the toilet! We all know how uncomfortable that can be, dont we Arlene?. All I can say is, you missed a fabulous day!

Talking of missing a fabulous day, beleive this or beleive it not, is it possible to miss 4 goals whilst waiting on the pies and Bovril. Yes it is, and testement to this is myself and Ian, who decided to miss out on the huge queues at half time and wait until the teams came out for the second half. With the orders for food and drink duly taken from all, we headed down to join a much smaller queue. Smart thinking eh? Well, no not really. By the time we returned to our seats – nice comfy ones thanks to the hawkster – 1-1 had turned into 3-3, by pure luck, and after distributing said grub to all around us, we at least managed to catch the winning goal.

Anyway, need to now cut this short, as I am now heading off into the West End to catch the Man Utd v Arsenal game with my good bud who gave up his ticket for Old Trafford to come up here to be dragged along to a potential non event which was Queen of the South v Aberdeen. Strange how things work out when you just let chance take it’s course??

More to come!

Fiery Jack

11
Apr
08

Queen of the South v Aberdeen: Scottish Cup Semi Final

Well, here we go! The penultimate game – unless theres a replay – in this years Cup Trail and still no Old Firm in sight! As my mate Martin just said to me moments ago, you could go all the way without seeing them. Well we can live in hope, and lets face it, what a refreshing end to the season it would be to see Queens against Thistle (no offence Aberdeen!). Could we emulate the English version of the tourney?? Who knows.

Well, those of you out there who are sick of me bragging about free tickets will be pleased to know that on this occasion, I’m gonna have to put my hand in my pocket, I think I’ve had a good run for my money so far (thanks mostly to the Hawkster), but as they say, all good things…….

Watch this space for the usual in depth (tongue firmly in cheek!) match report and good luck to ALL the Doonhamers and Dons Fans, and if the big Buster Bloodvessel chappie from Cappie is coming up for the game, keep the heid and claes on. You don’t want to miss this one!

Six of us going tomorrow, comprising two youngsters, an ex pro and his beautiful wife and my Old Trafford ticket source who is foregoing the Arsenal match on Sunday to visit Hampden for the first time. Now there’s dedication for you!

One more sleep!!

Fiery Jack

21
Mar
08

Scottish Cup Quarter Final – Queen of the South v Dundee – Report

Now that the dust has settled on this tie, – and lets face it by now not only has the dust settled, it has been hoovered up, emptied into the bin and whisked away to the nearest landfill site (sorry for the delay chaps!) – and the other games in this round have been played and resolved (almost – c’mon the Harry Wragges!) – the memory of the 70 yarder at the end, and the Doonhamers behind the goal “sookin” the ball into the net, will remain in my memory for a long long time to come. It is, as they say “what the Cup is all about”.

When I started this trail all those months ago at Glasgow Uni FC v Buckie, I suppose this type of moment was what I was hoping for, A piece of football history. It was very special indeed and if you’re a Queens fan, it must have been a real magic moment for you. Going by the level of bedlam that ensued after the goal and well after the final whistle, I’m sure that I was very lucky to be a part of the moment for Queen of the South FC.

About the game, and excuse me for straying from format here, all i can say is that Queens deserved their place at Hampden. Credit to Alex Rae’s Dundee boys, plagued with injuries and one freak accident with a coffee table, he put out a pretty inexperienced team. The level of football in the first half was as could be expected with such a reward beckoning the winners. It was tight and scrappy, however Queens did have the best of the chances but were unable to alter the starting scoreline by halftime.

What started off as a bright crisp sunny day at Palmerston, degenerated momentarily into a deluge of rain as the heavens opened before half time. The rain and hail belted off the stand roof, and the players and officials got drenched, so much so that Mr McCurry and his cohorts arrived fresh after the interval in some new dayglow attire. If only the idiot in the Dundee support who ran onto the pitch had brought same dayglow top, then maybe he would have made it easier for the pie eating security staff to catch him as he ran amok mid match. What is it with these fucking twats? Immediately the downpour began, a group of Dundee delinquents saw fit to take of their tops and bare their pasty chests (not a patch on the Buster Bloodvessel stripper at cappilow – see previous match report), banging aforementioned emaciated ribcages in some pathetic tribal war cry? Big deal mate, your pissed, your looking like a ned on “Brown”, you’re obviously not top of the food chain, so why advertise this fact by running onto the park and spoiling it all for everyone who has turned up to see some football? Hope you had a long sleep in the cop van and missed your bus back to Dundee!

While I’m on my rant, I just have to say, that some of the behaviour of the Dundee supporters was just rank. I don’t know if anyone noticed the idiot who ran onto the park after Ryan McCann’s 70 yarder went in, and tried to accost one of the QotS players whilst about 30 of his co accused ran to the front of the stand and started kicking in the advertising hoardings until they were broken and lying in peices on the ground. What is that all about? Take it on the chin guys. You got beat pretty much fair and square.

Ok, rant over with, second half. First goal by Stepen Dobbie was courtesy of a route one goal clearance from the keeper, but you have to say it was a fabulous finish. Well deserved Queens, and set us up for a nailbiting finish to the game. As the seconds ticked away, the punters in the packed stand around me shifted nervously in their seats. And, when it finally got to the stage where the Dundee keeper left the safety of his own box to head up for a free kick just outside the box (unfairly won I thought) you could see the Queens fans anticipating a last gasp equaliser. Ball goes into the box, comes back out again, again it’s returned back into the danger area, but this time the clearance lands at the feet of Ryan McCann. Now at this time, I’m sure the Queens fans are thinking like me “Just run the ball up the park to the corner flag!!”, but no! Cool as you like, he looks up and fires the ball upfield. Suddenly everything is moving in slow motion and somebody has switched the sound off. Like Chariots of Fire, the Dundee keeper and defenders are running back towards their goal, but they are only treading water. Faces around me are staring in one direction, mouths open and eyes bulging. The ball drops on the 18 yard line. “Has it got the pace? Is it on target? Hard to tell from this angle”. The fans behind the goal are, to a man leaning forward like Eddie the eagle ready to launch. Ball bounces again on the 6 yard line then starts to roll. By this time we all know “It’s goin in!!”.

When the ball crosses the line, absolute bedlam ensues!

One of the most memorable moments for me at a football match, no doubt.

Onto the semis now with Aberdeen, least said about my team the better.

Must thank the Hawkster again for securing tickets for me. You’re a star mate, and thanks to the staff at Palmerston for helping out. See you all at Hampden.

Fiery Jack

11
Feb
08

Scottish Cup Quarter Final – Queen of the South v Dundee

Well then, who’d have thought it. All First Division tie, which means that a First Div team will make the semi’s.

And more importantly – I’ve went all the way to the Quarters and avoided a Premier League Club!! Could we carry it on to the Semi’s ??? Surely Not?

Canny wait for the 8th of March at Palmerston, this WILL be a cracker! Both teams dreaming of the Semis at Hampden.

You having kittens down there in Dumfries Jim?

 See you soon Doonhamers.

 Fiery jack

07
Feb
08

how to become a Cup Trail adventurer

fp1773_bfight-club-posters.jpg

Or The Scottish Cup Trail Explained

Or Travels with my Rant!

Sundays Scotsman newspaper had an article entitled “How to become a comic adventurer” which was both amusing and familiar. The article was mainly about Dave Gorman’s new adventure in the US where he is planning to travel around the US avoiding giving any cash to franchise corporations and buying everything from “independent” stores, petrol stations and hotels. He is also renowned for his “Googlewhack” (I won’t explain it, but if you haven’t seen it, it is an insight into the obsessive/compulsive/stubborn – call it what you want – mind). It also highlighted other individuals such as Danny Wallace and Tony Hawks, who also set themselves tasks which were both ridiculous and compulsive – you see where I am going with this?

Danny Wallace is known for his “Join Me” Cult and his “Yes Man” book in which he decided to answer Yes to every question he was asked for six months to see where it would take him. Tony Hawkes wrote a book called “Round Ireland with a fridge” in which – no prizes here for guessing – he travelled around Ireland with a fridge to win a £100 bet.

The Cup Trail, though less lucrative, and I’m sure – funny, fits quite nicely into the category described in the article. It’s a compulsive thing and the real adventure is that for a certain moment you never quite know where you are going and what will develop, and to coin Tyler Durden’s philosophy “you have to just let the chips fall where they lie!”

The article proclaims ” The appeal of all these people is that they do things many of us idly talk about to friends but would never have the time or the obsessive streak actually to carry out. They are also, arguably, the adventurers who define the times we live in. When every part of the earth has already been conquered, even serious quests seem faintly pointless (third person to climb Everest without oxygen etc). Knowingly silly adventures have a peculiar integrity to them – they’re an act of rebellion against conventional notions of heroism, and perhaps the ultimate example of making ones own, enriching entertainment in a consumer culture that spoonfeeds us trash. If you can get a bestselling book out of it, all the better.”

I kinda like some of that. And not because it makes the Cup Trail look like some sort of attempt to retrace Scott footprints across the Antarctic or to follow Tenzing and Hilary up Everest, in particular I like the bit about making your entertainment in a totally random manner. And lets face it, it puts some (not much I’ll grant you coz I’ve had a few comps on the way) dosh back into the game which would otherwise go elsewhere.

So I thought, if you read through the various postings already displayed, it might not be entirely apparent what I am doing here. So, here are the basic rules for Following the Scottish Cup Trail.

First Rule of the Scottish Cup Trail, you do not talk about………….Na only kidding there!

Firstly, in advance of the First Round proper draw for the Scottish Cup, which now has Junior teams playing in it, bribe your mates into coming along with you to the games. This usually fails, or is successful until the first match and then expect the call offs to come flooding in. Then, all you have to do is wait for the draw to be made, and determine where the nearest home game is to you. This is your first game. I am open to suggestions on ways of making it more random/entertaining i.e. the first home team drawn with the same first initial as your porn name (I’m sure you all know your porn name, first pet and mothers maiden name).

Now it’s easy from here on in cos you are now following random!

Follow the winning team (not necessarily supporting them, but you can if you chose to) as they go into the pot and listen nervously for your next fixture. And so on and so on until Hampden and the final in May. A wee tip here, if you get a draw which means a trip to Fir Park, I wouldn’t book a train ticket until about 7.15 on match night!

Bonus points are awarded for avoiding the Old Firm, and double bonus points for avoiding the Old Firm at home. Nothing against the Old Firm, I have supported them both in my time – you don’t want to know, honest! – but the thrill of the Cup Trail is absolutely and categorically in watching the smaller teams progress. I have been very fortunate this year, and just to recap, here are my fixtures to date:

Glasgow University FC v Buckie Thistle

Buckie Thistle v Nairn County

Greenock Morton v Buckie Thistle

Greenock Morton v Gretna

Gretna v Greenock Morton (replay)

Greenock Morton v Queen of the South

and coming soon…..        Queen of the South v Motherwell or Dundee

So, all of you couch potatoes out there, get up off your arses and do it. I’d love to hear from anyone else who has done or is doing the Cup Trail, whatever version, and if anyone is thinking of doing it next year, get it organised early, and who knows, we could have match reports and funnies from ALL the Cup Trailers as they wind their weary way from different starting points to end up at Hampden. And you know, if a couple of hundred of us do it and get there, those “songs” that embarrass our national stadium that we know and hate so much on Cup Final day, may just sound a little quieter.

Why not “Join me” as Danny Wallace once said?

Fiery Jack